I am not ashamed to post this. NOPE.
Bath mat turns red when wet.
I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.
Calm down there, Satan.
reblogging just for that comment
You could murder someone on one of those and people would think that it’s just wet, perfect
Two types of people on tumblr
this post is so annoying bc i have the exact same bath mat and i can guarantee to you that the footprints and stuff are just painted on and it was like $3 from a novelty store sorry to break it to you
i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
i think you’re still technically gay
yeah I speak Chinese
well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it
FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS
my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question
I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.